Top 10 Signs That You're Gonna See Bigfoot

 

 

 

Top 10 Signs You're Gonna See BIGFOOT

 


10. You enjoyed watching the TV series version of "Harry and the Hendersons."

9. You SUBSCRIBE to the National Enquirer.

8. Your favourite monster truck is, of course, Bigfoot.

7. You have a body even more hairy than that of Robin Williams.

6. You know the difference between a first and second cousin, because you've married both kinds.

5. You were a juror on the O.J. Simpson trial.

4. You CAN fill Shaquille O'Neal's shoes.

3. You've been on an afternoon talk show.

2. You think the phrase "spotted owl" means to obliterate a bird using a shotgun.

1. You have ever lived in Idaho.

 

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