It's illegal to ride an ugly horse down the street in Wilbur, Washington.

It's against the law to step out of an airplane while it's in the air over Maine.

If you don't like a statue in Star, Mississippi, hold your tongue.  It's illegal to ridicule public architecture.

Ninth-grade boys can't grow moustaches in Binghamton, New York.

It's against the law to drink milk on a train passing through North Carolina.

Virginia law prohibits "corrupt practices or bribery by any person other than candidates."

You can't carry an ice cream cone in your pocket in Lexington, Kentucky.

It's illegal to spit against the wind in Sault Sainte Marie, Michigan.

Goats can't legally wear trousers in Massachusetts.

In Lawrence, Kansas, it's against the law to carry bees around in your hat on city streets.

In Washington, D.C., you're breaking the law if you paint lemons all over your car to let people know you were taken advantage of by a specific car dealer.

If you complain about the condition of the street in Baton Rough, Louisiana, you can be forced to fix it yourself.

Oregon prohibits citizens from wiping their dishes.  You must let them drip-dry.

It's illegal to swim on dry land in Santa Ana, California.

If you mispronounce "Arkansas" when you're in the state, you're breaking the law.

It's illegal in Hartford, Connecticut, to educate your dog.

You can't go barefoot in Austin, Texas without a $5 permit.

It's illegal to play cards in the road in Somerset County, Md.