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He who has health has hope; and he who has hope has everything.  ~Arabian Proverb
Indecision breeds grief.  ~Cicero
A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.  ~Anatole France
El amores fuego, pero con el rose cuece el puercho.   (Love is a furnace, but it will not cook the stew.)  ~Spanish Proverb
The First Amendment is not intended only for what somebody may think is the truth.  It is intended for freedom of speech.  ~Arlen Specter
Autumn arrives in the early morning, but spring at the close of a winter day.  ~Elizabeth Bowen
Our society stands alone in celebrating the killing of a child as an affirmation of women's freedom and equality.  ~Elizabeth Fox-Genovese
You looked at the world and your life and you said
"I cannot live my life by ticks and tocks;
I cannot live my life in a nine-to-five box."  ~H. Brock
Where would we all be without each other?   And how can I get there?  ~Crabby Road
Journalism allows its readers to witness history; fiction gives its readers an opportunity to live it.  ~John Hersey
If writers were good business men, they'd have too much sense to be writers.  ~Irwin S. Cobb
I just made up my mind that I wouldn't allow it to conquer me.  Birds sing after a storm.  Why shouldn't we?   ~Rose Kennedy
Before everything else, getting ready is the secret to success.  ~Henry Ford
Everyone gets a tear in their eye when they see "Old Glory"... but   ENOUGH   about mooning-- salute the flag!  ~Crabby Road
Learn to see in another's calamity the ills which you should avoid.  ~Publis Syrus
I don't fear death... when I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away.  ~Hedy Lamar
There's only so much you can sweep under the carpet before somebody trips over the hump.  ~Detective Ken Eaton, Topeka, Kansas
The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved.  ~Victor Hugs
Paperback thrillers are great... unless you like believable plots, character development, good writing and an ending that makes sense.  ~Crabby Road
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. 
Scratch a pessimist, and you find often a defender of privilege.  ~Lord Beveridge
Sometimes it can seem like when you finally get a handle on life... it comes off in your hand.  ~Ziggy
What is more enchanting than the voices of young people when you can't hear what they say?  ~Logan P. Smith
A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.  ~Granville Hicks
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.  ~Mark Twain
It is a worthy thing to fight for one's freedom.  It is finer to fight for another man's.  ~Mark Twain
Diplomacy is to do and say
The nastiest thing in the nicest way.  ~Isaac Goldberg
Man is practiced in disguise, He cheats the most discerning eyes.  ~John Gay
The artist is a sort of impassioned proofreader, blue-penciling the bad spelling of God.  ~H.L. Mencken
Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.  ~Dr. Laura Schlessinger
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.  ~Pearl Baily
No man has a right in America to treat any other man tolerantly, for tolerance is the assumption of superiority.  ~Wendell Wilkee
Late joys are best; they stand between forgotten longing and coming peace.  ~Ebner Eschenback
If Gore did invent the internet, he was underrated by those who always thought of him more the inventor of, say, the pocket protector.  ~Mark Russell
The force that rules the world is conduct whether it be moral or immoral.  ~Nicholas Murray Butler, American Educator, 1862-1947
A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than a whole book of praise after a success.  ~Stephen Woody
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods, and cats have never forgotten it. 
Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.  ~Frank Lloyd Wright
Forgetfulness is a form of freedom.   ~Kahlil Gibran
Sentiments are for the most part traditional; we feel them because they were felt by by those who preceded us.   ~William Hazlitt
There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness.  ~Aristotle
Free speech is to a great people what winds are to oceans and malarial regions, which waft away the elements of disease, and bring new elements of health.  Where free speech is stopped, miasma is bred, and death comes fast.  ~Henry Ward Beecher
My own business always bores me; I prefer other people's.  ~Oscar Wilde
It is good to have heroes who don't let you down.  ~George W. Bush, on drivers at the NASA Winston Cup Primestar 500
People use to live lives of quiet desperation-- now they go on talk shows.  ~Bob Thaves
Change is not merely necessary to life.   It is life.  ~Alvin Toffler
...keep in mind that if you cast a play in hell, you're not going to get angels for actors.  ~Cal Rerucha
Time makes more converts than reason.   ~Thomas Paine
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.  ~Robert Greene Ingersoll
Observe yourself as your greatest enemy would do, so shall you be your greatest friend.  ~Jeremy Taylor
Age in a virtuous person, of either sex, carries in it an authority which makes it preferable to all the pleasures of youth.   ~Sir Richard Steele
Publicity is like poison.  It doesn't hurt unless you swallow it.  ~Joe Paterns
"Reasonable men behave much the same the world over-- be they corporate directors or tribal natives," writes a client.   Quite so.  Observed Mark Twain on one missionary's fate among African cannibals:  "They listened with great interest to everything he had to say, and then they ate him."

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